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Wouldn’t it be great if you could spot a toxic client before you started the work?Have you had a client that drove you nuts? Withheld important information? Charged his or her mind constantly? Blamed you for things you cannot possibly control? Then, to add low bank balance to insult and injury, stiffed you on your bill? Maybe you haven’t had one client do all of this. But, when a client does one toxic act something sinister happens. You get trappedIf a client does one toxic act, it takes you by surprise. “Where did that come from?” you wonder. You pause to catch your breath. Then, you do what any other conscientious professional will do. You go to work to fix the problem. You are in the business of meeting your client’s needs. You go to work to take care of your client. This is what a conscientious, caring professional should do. But, when you do, the trap is sprung. Your client is rewarded for bad behavior. And what gets rewarded gets done. And if your client still owes you money, that trap door behind you closes just a little bit tighter. There are two forces at work here.The first is that you made a decision to work with this client in the first place. And you want to feel good about your decision. Who wouldn’t? So, you are just a little more lenient, at first, with bad behavior. You prefer to see bad behavior as anomalous, out-of-the-ordinary. You’re a little more patient, a little more gracious. Your forgiving attitude, an otherwise outstanding tool to have in your client management toolbox, is actually used against you. It helps you feel better about the decision to start working with—what is fast becoming—a toxic client. The second force at work here is money. You start to bill a toxic client for your work. Then the bill gets bigger. You may see opportunities to do a good job and really impress this client, so that they will give you follow-on work or referrals. The dollar signs begin to set your judgment slightly askew. If it’s not working harder to ensure you get paid for the money you are already owed, it’s doing a bang-up job to set up the second, third, and fourth sale. Between justifying your decision to start working with a client that is beginning to look toxic and the promise (implied) of money, you find yourself putting up with bad behavior that you would never tolerate in any other area of your life. You trade punishment for payment(or at least the promise of being paid . . . eventually . . . maybe . . . you hope) This bad behavior is the problem that you can see. But, there is another problem . . . an even bigger problem! Toxic clients deter you away from your highest and best useLook, if you are just punching the clock and collecting money from your clients then this book isn’t for you. But, if you have something more inside of you, a desire to make a difference in the world, then you have to get rid of and prevent toxic clients from ever coming into your business. Toxic clients do more than just diminish your energy and enthusiasm. They soil your good name. They have you doing the wrong things for your business. They hurt your good clients. Your highest and best use is the application of your unique set of skills and talents to the people and projects that are in greatest need of those talents and skills. Your highest and best use is where you find joy in work. It is where you find the most profit (materially and spiritually). It is where you do the most good. Every moment you spend with a toxic client, Do you want to get rid of your toxic clients? Then this book is for you. Buy Now
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Now that you know how to spot a toxic client, how do you get rid of them without an even bigger nightmare on your hands? Simple. You let your toxic client down easy. Give them a soft landing. This special report will give you strategies for terminating toxic client relationships. Just because you don’t want to work with someone anymore does not mean you have to part adversarially. In fact, it is much better than you part on as good terms as possible. Stay out of court! Stay out of trouble by giving your toxic client a soft landing. |
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Understanding of client behavior is not found in single episodes. All that you will interpret in a single episode of your client’s behavior is how much of your experience coincides with what you have just seen. Absolutely useless for comprehending behavior! Each individual’s experience is unique. But, when you can collect data from a number of episodes, you can identify a pattern. And then, Ahhh! You have something that you can really make use of. Learn a process that will help you uncover what motivates your clients. If you have ever had a client who left you scratching your head, this is a tool that you cannot do without. |
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This exclusive scorecard and assessment tool will tell you if you have a client that will take you to your highest and best use or out of business. Make sure that your client retention decisions are based on the full force of sound information. This scorecard allows you to score your client be behavior to determine just how good of a client you have. |
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One last thing–well almost—if you have satisfied yourself enough to know this book belongs in your client selection/management toolbox, recognize that it costs less than a bird cage, but could save hundreds if not thousands of dollars by helping you identify just one toxic client. And money isn’t the only thing you will save.
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P.S. Don’t suffer the aggravation of another toxic client. A little
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Listen to the Interview about
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"The battle with toxic clients can be won before the relationship even starts"

"I thought the e-Book Toxic Clients was a tutorial about how to get rid of toxic clients. But reading the book helped me to realize that the battle with toxic clients can be won much sooner in the relationship, even before the relationship really starts.
It helped me to understand my role in attracting toxic clients and how to objectively observe the behavioral signs of toxic clients. This book provides a method of categorizing different types of clients, and how those different types of clients can help or hurt your business.
I can see now how I can step outside
of the role I play in the toxic client dynamic. The e-Book Toxic Clients
has value for businesses and freelancers that have built relationships
they shouldn’t have entered into."
Barry Morris,
BarryMorris.com

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and I will gladly work with him again.”
Beau Cain, Director,
Region 8, Society for Technical Communication
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